He said: “You know what’s funny? You say Rambo is your favorite movie. You know how many Asians they killed in this movie? It’s like you hate Asians more than me!”
I said: “I hate white people.” (Looking bored and dumb)
He replied: “That’s why you married me. So you can bully me the rest of my life.”
Reader’s discretion: My husband and I are against racism.